Thursday, December 29, 2011

Brooke vs a Telemarketer

So, the phone rings today while we are eating dinner. Brooke decides to answer this time. Here is how the conversation goes:

Brooke: Hello?
Foreign Telemarketer Man (FTM): Hellos is this Holly?
Brooke: Yeah!
FTM: ... begins reading his telemarketing script...
Brooke: Haha! I joked you! It's me, Brookie!
FTM: What?
Brooke: Is this Papaw?
FTM: No.
Brooke: Uncle "uss?"
FTM: No this isn't...
Brooke: Can I talk to Audrey?
FTM: Silence
Brooke: What's your name?
FTM: ... tries to go back to his script...
Brooke: Hahaha, it's me Brookie!

click.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Brooke's "Job"

Brooke didn't want to get ready for bed tonight. She was talking back to Holly about it and Holly told her that if she had a job and a paycheck, she might get to have a say so at this house. Her response?!? "My job is to be cute."